Affidavit


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Greetings, Earthling. My name is Garett Space Chase. I have written an article about myself, my biblical story of human discovery, & my pursuit of knowledge. The article is titled My Name Is… It is an hour long read that contains important information about my status as a hostage & political prisoner. It doubles as a kind-of coming-of-age story. Key topics include: the news, my brain condition (incl. quantum physics), my experience at Indiana University, World War III (!!!), Space Gate (my plan to impeach the Piggy President), professional sports, The Catholic Church, & much more. (FREE ARTICLE!)

GAZA CITY

The King’s Ransom

TELEPATHY

The Real Slim Shady

Who Dey?

Ho Goosiers!

Read The Credits

Once Upon A Time In Hollywood…

Praise Jesus!

HEROIAM SLAVA!

Never Forget!

Who is Al?!

The Quantum Bomb?!


On Halloween in 2024, the weekend before the Presidential Election, 4 arsonists set Cincinnati's Big Yellow Bridge on fire. This type of criminal mischief has been a common theme in the city. Be on the lookout for my Bridges article.

Long Live The Queen… is the 777ft tall tower I am on a mission to build in my home city of Cincinnati. It will be the tallest tower in the city & a community marvel. Unfortunately, I have come upon some road spikes in this long process. (Caveat: I don’t have the money yet.) I am in a bitter fight for the land, & for my freedom. I have written about these chronicles in the Projects section of this website. It is passionate & sure to cause a stir. Read up & stay tuned for more.


Here is the official GSC playlist!


Would you like to help me by donating money?

3% Cover the Fee

I will use this money to pay my student debt, my bills, & my legal fees. I will put money towards website promotions like billboards. I will quit my delivery driver job if somebody checks the salary jackpot. If I raise enough, I will sell merchandise on this website.


β€œThe piano makes the music, the player just moves his fingers.”

~ Self